🗣️ The Salon Drama Decoder

A fun, no-fluff freebie for groomers who’ve had it with the chaos 🙄💇‍♀️

Tired of tiptoeing around tantrums in the breakroom?
Ever walked into a room and felt the gossip cloud hit you like a wall of dry shampoo mist?

Yea, same.

This isn’t your standard “just be professional” pep talk.
This is the real-world guide to staying grounded when the salon turns into a petty reality show.

🎁 Inside The Salon Drama Decoder, you’ll get:

✅ 10 juicy-but-relatable salon drama scenarios
✅ Exactly what to say when things get awkward AF
✅ Empowering comebacks (with a dash of sarcasm)
✅ Zero fluff. All empowerment. Slightly salty. 💅

For example: 

When the towels get refolded behind your back?
We got you.
When the boss critiques your work in front of everyone like it’s a TED Talk?
Handled.
When someone whispers “I’m fine” but clearly wants you to suffer?
Oh, we decode that, too.

💬 Real talk:

You didn’t go to grooming school to major in salon politics.
You’re here to be excellent with dogs—not exhausted by drama.